Ran across this and wanted to share:
- The dog next door sniffed my ass. Does she like me?
- What are the best life hacks for getting under the backyard fence?
- Why do cats think they’re better than me?
- I accidentally took a dump in the house. What’s the best way to hide it from my human?
- I accidentally ripped up the rug. Should I apologise? Hide? Help!
- I’m 16 years old. I’ve had 4 surgeries. I often forget where I am. And last week I fouled the carpet. Is it too late for me to learn new tricks?
- I heard my human call another human a ‘dirty dog’. Is that racist?
- 10,000 house cats vs. 1,000 stray dogs. Who would win?
- What’s a good trick to get my human to give me more food?
- Is it possible to get a pillow pregnant?
